February 2012
133 posts
musicbooksandaccentsftw asked: Lol. This is how we study. Yolo
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
I wanna go to punk Mondays on Polk St. but at the same time I don’t want to die.
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
“I think I’m gonna wear Vans, high white socks with tan cargo shorts, and a crew neck sweater with a college I’ll never get into plastered on it with an ugly snapback that’s advertising a sports team I know nothing about,” said the privileged white boy who throws it all away so he can be cool and destroy his liver before the age of 19.
wendysbaconator:
ur like summer
no class
themostfunniestposts:
DEAD.
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
this is the funniest stuff i’ve ever seen
so many tears!!
reblogging for like the millionth time! So fucking hilarious.. This man is my hero.
Just wonderful.
Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
pretty sure my life is over
who is buying more than 5 buffalo tribute gold plated coins? why is that limit necessary?
rickywhorror:
baileythegreat:
heartsnhands:
OMG its like she is having an orgasm because of it!
lol oh my god wut
omg its back
I AINT GONNA LIE MAN IM 50 TYSON
based-messiah:
Chris Hansen just said “my bad.”