June 2012
11 posts
May 2012
131 posts
frnkkk:
D̪͈̩͇ͭ̚O͛̊ͦͭ͑N̤͕̰̫̍͠’͉͓͙̝̳͙̒̊ͯ̕T̜̯̩̞̙̐ Ṯ̳̈̅ͤͩͭͯ͗O̤͔̭̣̤̽ͅUͭ͏̯̳̗C̫̆̐̐ͯ͐̈͑H̵̒͂̽̇ ͫ͐͋̽̄M̡̙͎̱͚̮̋̂͋͐̋̀̚E̵͐ͣ͐̀ ̷I̛̳̙̔̐̃’̹̯̌̌̇ͅM̷̳̫͖͈̪͓̼̈̀ ͍̟̑̽̿̒͡S̺̙̱̝̹̿̽Ť̰̰̺̞̆̋Ẽ̩̪̥͕̦̫̌̌ͅR̨̪͉͐̽ͫ̇͗I͜L͇̩͑ͩE̶̘͔̪̱͐ͪͦ͊ͦ̅
I really enjoyed the 6’3 pale guy wearing a Sharks sweatshirt who asked me about the book I was reading today at work.
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
Some guy: Weed helps you sleep
Me: So does chloroform
blackrexgrossman:
just a few decades ago, i’m sure there were people who thought that making one’s asscheeks “clap” was a sheer impossibility, but there were people who were dedicated to making the world a better place, and they delivered. but we cannot simply stop at twerking. there has to be something greater, some untapped ass technique that we have yet to utilize. we must tap these...